Behold! The ultimate time-waster.

Create your own album cover...that doesn't really exist.

Sadly the original site seems to have exceeded its bandwidth. However, feel free to click here to see other examples.

Here's how the game works. First, go to Wikipedia's random article page to get the name of your band. Then, go to the random quotes page and select the last four words of the last quote for your album title. Finally, to get your album cover, pick the third image on flickr's interesting image page.

Here's mine for the day:

Hours, literally, hours of fun.

A bottle of Bud and a quick pick-me-up, please.

Ah, once upon a time there was this place called Williamsburg, Brooklyn. 'Twas a shaddy place where all one had to do to satisfy their vices was pop into a little joint on the corner of North 3rd and Berry called, Kokie's. You get three guesses as to what illicit substance you could get there, and the first two don't count.

We need to quit our bitching in this country.

Above is a picture of the Chevrolet Lacetti, a car I recently rented while in England. It gets 48.7 miles per gallon of gasoline on country roads. And would you believe it cost me over $100 to fill it up with gas? I'm sorry to say, but any American who complains about paying $3.50/gallon for gasoline is a whiny bitch, and has no idea how good we have it over here. I'll also go on to make the point that countries where the cost of gasoline is prohibitively expensive are the same ones doing the most to find alternative energy sources. Translation: we suck!

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He would have been a Dallas fan, wouldn't he.

Sorry, one last football-related post. And in case it was ever in any doubt, as an Eagles fan, I hereby state that I hope New England crushes the Giants like grapes.

T-Owe

I guess this makes me happy.